4 gallons of water, 3 bananas, 2 watermelons, 1 mission...get back in the Fox Hole. I returned to the hospital this morning with only these items in my stomach and this mission on my heart. Knowing that my health and more importantly my blog was hanging in the balance, I took my three days of bed rest and dietary guild lines seriously. As a result, testing was a breeze. No complications, no high blood pressure and no Fox News until after I was officially admitted. By 2pm pst. admission was complete and I had returned to The Fox Hole, just in time to catch Judge Andrew Paolo Napolitano opening The Glenn Beck Show. Immediately a tickled smirk ran up my cheek, I was delighted. Seemingly, the Judge had just granted me a pardon from what I expected to be the most torturous experience Fox had to offer. Of course my reprieve was short lived. Napolitano was only there to serve as the master of ceremonies in Glen Beck's Magical Mystery History Tour. M.C. Napo introduced a series of clips in which Big Top Glenn guided me through a circus of events that in his mind culminated with his holy anointment as successor to the legacy of Martin Luther King. A wrinkle in imaginary time I like to refer to as "The Civil Wrongs Movement" (I must stop here and resume blogging at some point tomorrow night. I just heard the "lights out!" call and they are going to cut my power any minute...I wonder if this is the kind of shit slaves had to put up with when sending messages to their loved ones on Sarah Palin's Underground Railroad (*_*)
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